Men Try Sex Toys For The First Time And Get A Little Freaked Out (NSFW)

Men Try Sex Toys For The First Time And Get A Little Freaked Out (NSFW)

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There’s a whole range of sex toys for guys out there and generally, they look absolutely terrifying.

An intrepid group of American chaps became the vanguard of penile stimulation for all of us not experienced in this realm of mechanical masturbation.

Choice reactions included…

“This feels like my fantasy of being with Mystique from X-Men, except she’s not there and I’m putting my penis in a cup.”

“I don’t feel like I would use it again, but I’m certainly not throwing it out.”

“I don’t know if I’m a feminist anymore.”

“It looks like it’s kind of turning my penis into Bane.”

“I haven’t gone to church in probably 20 years and I feel the need to go to church.”

Overall the result seemed to be one of satisfaction mixed with a healthy does of WTF?

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